Haiku Deck Superstar

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I finally met my match.

The party was great. All the usual suspects were there. About three hours into it, people started to head out. It was winding down and Marie finally came up and talked to me. Thankfully, we were both pretty tipsy by then. Otherwise, what happened might’ve seemed awkward.

"Hey dude." She said. She was smiling and I was getting huge vibes from her.

"Hey yourself." I replied. As soon as I said it, I felt like the biggest cliché douche bag on the planet.

"So, Karen says you want to be my boyfriend." She smiled even bigger as she leaned into my face. "She did?" I feigned ignorance.

We were standing there in the backyard between my house and Karen’s when Marie leaned forward and pressed her lips to mine for the first time. She was aggressive. She was forward. I was loving it. She pulled back and said "Don’t worry. I’m totally into you too." Best of all, she didn’t bullshit. I may have fallen in love with her right then. If not, I certainly did about twenty minutes later.

We stood there making out as the party cleared out. Once everyone was gone, Karen came up to us and smacked us both on the ass. She drunkenly hugged us both, saying "I knew you guys were gonna hook up tonight." Then she said goodnight and disappeared into her backdoor.

Marie and I went back to kissing and I really loved the way she kissed. She was very strong and there was undeniable passion between us. "You’re a really good kisser." I said

"I’m good at a lot of things." She smiled as she went back to kissing me. I slid my hands down her back and rested them on her amazing ass. I was completely shocked (and happy as hell) when she broke away from me and dropped down to her knees. I felt her fingers going to work under my belt. She unzipped the fly on my shorts and reached inside.

"Holy shit." I said as I laced my fingers behind my head. She grabbed my rapidly growing cock and pulled it out of the hole and immediately pulled it into her mouth. I had only kissed her for the first time twenty minutes earlier and she was already on her knees, sucking on my cock in my back yard. I was definitely in love. She really knew what she was doing because it was only about three minutes or so later that I felt that I was going to cum. I told her I was close and she pulled away and started jerking me hard with one hand while she massaged my balls with the other.

I threw my head back and roared as I shot my hot load onto her work shirt. (I would later learn that she loved to have me cum on her clothes for some reason.) Once she was satisfied that I was empty, she stood up and gave me a mock angry look. "Great! Now I have to do laundry before work tomorrow. What kind of an asshole are you anyway?

"Shut up." I said as I grabbed her around the waist and pulled her in for another hot kiss. I invited her inside but she turned me down. "We haven’t even been on a proper date yet and you already spooged on my favorite floral print work shirt." She laughed. "We gotta save something for after the wedding." She asked me what I was doing the next night after work. I told her that, with any luck, I’d be doing her. She laughed. She actually thought that was funny. With that, she left.

The next day, I woke up glowing. I realized that I didn’t even get her number. My first impulse was to run over to Karen’s house and get it. Then I thought that that might seem too desperate. I was still under the impression that all women played mind games. Marie wasn’t like that.

I saw her at work that night and during the entire shift, we kept exchanging glances and ‘accidentally’ rubbing up against each other. I was planning on asking her to come over after work, but the universe had other plans.

Once the shift ended and all the silverware was rolled, the general consensus was to hit the beach bars. There was a big group of us (led by Karen) and we were all ready to have a good time. We ended up at "The Tiki Hut" which was a little tiki bar behind a resort on the beach. Karen’s friend Alexis was a bartender there and would give us all the hospitality rate. Needless to say, we all got really drunk.

We drank shot after shot until the world was all warm and fuzzy. Before I knew it, Marie and I were making out again. I loved kissing her. Karen then suggested that we all walk down to the water, so we headed down stairs and walked through the sand toward the water.

About half way there, there was a row of beach chairs set up. During the day, hotel workers would charge people by the hour to use them. At 2AM however, they’re fair game. The group continued past them, but Marie grabbed me by the wrist and held me back. I turned around and she pulled me in close and furiously kissed me again. The group disappeared down the beach as we stood between the beach chairs kissing.

We were both really drunk by then. I leaned back and she grabbed the bottom of my shirt. "Will you be my girlfriend?" I asked in a daze as she pulled my shirt up and over my head.

"Sure." She said as she leaned into me and licked my nipple. The breeze coming in from the gulf was cool and felt wonderful in the moonlight. We were standing in the middle of a public beach for any passerby in the world to see, and neither one of us cared. I grabbed the bottom of her shirt and began to pull it up. She leaned back and raised her arms and in a single motion, I had it off of her. It was the first time I had seen her without a shirt on. She was wearing a white bra and her stomach was flat and muscular. I had only really seen her in her work clothes before then and was surprised at how amazing her body was. I dropped her shirt in the sand and we went back to kissing.

I reached behind her back and fumbled with the clasp of her bra, but was just a bit too drunk to get the job done. I was pleasantly surprised when she reached back and popped the clasp for me. The bra fell off of her shoulders and down by our feet. I looked at her breasts for the first time. They were absolutely perfect. They were just a little more than a handful. Her nipples were dark and placed perfectly just above the center of her breasts. I cupped one in my hand as we began kissing again.

I could feel my cock getting harder. I guess she could feel it against her body because she found it with her hands and squeezed at it through my shorts. She kissed me deeply as she moved her hands up and started to unfasten my belt. She got it undone and then unbuttoned and unzipped my shorts. She then dropped to her knees and pulled my shorts and underwear down to my ankles in one swift jerk. I was now buck ass naked on the beach and I didn’t give a shit. It was amazing.

She stood up and pushed me back onto one of the beach chairs. I laid back as she climbed on top of me and pulled my cock into her mouth. I lay there staring up at the stars as she gave me another amazing blowjob. I was getting the feeling that she was going to be up for anything I was. She was awesome. I was about to learn how far she would go.

From the corner of my eye, I saw our group heading back up the beach toward where we were. "Shit. They’re coming back." I said as a way of warning her. She stood up and looked down the beach toward them. I figured she’d put her shirt back on, and hand me my pants. Instead, she looked back at me and smiled as she started undoing her own belt. She dropped her shorts to her ankles and stood in front of me wearing only a white thong. Her body looked completely stunning in the moonlight. Her long dark hair looked like black silk floating on the ocean breeze.

She walked back over to the beach chair and straddled me. My cock was pushing up against her panties and she was rocking her body back and forth, using her crotch to stroke me off. Our crew was getting closer. It was reaching the point of no return. We either stopped then, or we went all the way. She reached down between her legs and pulled her panties to one side. I looked down and saw that her pussy was completely hairless. I had never been with a girl that shaved everything before and I found it insanely hot. She grabbed hold of my cock and began to rub the tip of it on her wet lips. Then slowly and gently, she slid down onto me, taking me all the way inside of her.

The feeling is indescribable. It was like we were made to fit together perfectly. The group was almost upon us. A few more steps and there would be no question what we were doing. She just kept riding me. Then, the strangest thing happened. One by one, everyone sort of just stopped and stared. Maybe they were all in shock. Maybe they were all perverts. I don’t know what it was, but they all just stood around and watched her ride me there on the beach.

They must have stood around for ten minutes watching us kissing and fucking when we were all interrupted by the headlights from the beach police patrol. We could see them coming for miles, so there was no rush to scatter. Marie just looked over toward the headlights and said "Fuck." She climbed off of me and pulled her shorts on. No one said anything to us as we both got dressed. It was the oddest thing.

We all headed back to the bar which had closed while we were gone. Fortunately, Alexis was still inside cleaning up. She let me, Marie and Karen back in for one more round. I couldn’t believe what had just happened. It was amazing. I wanted to have sex with her some more, but I had such a great time with her that it almost didn’t matter. We were nursing our last drinks and Alexis noticed Karen giving me and Marie funny looks and giggling.

"What’s so funny weirdo?" Alexis asked. Alexis had very short hair and an athletic build. She had almost no tits at all, but on her frame, it didn’t really matter. Her body suited her just fine. If I’d had to guess, I would have said that she was a lesbian and I’d have been right, but I didn’t know that at the time.

"Marie and Johnny just had sex on the beach!" she burst out.

Alexis was as cool as the other side of the pillow. "I assume you aren’t talking about the drink…"

"Nope." Karen smiled.

Alexis looked at us and held up an empty glass. "Congratulations." Then Karen got really excited and looked at Marie.

"Are you coming over tonight?" she asked.

"Hell’s yes." Marie replied before planting a big kiss on my lips.

With that, Karen leaned in close to Alexis and asked her if she had any Ecstasy. I had done Ecstasy a couple of times before several years earlier, but after what I had already done that night, I was up for anything. Alexis was holding so Karen bought three hits and drove us all home. On the drive, we all talked about how excited we were about rolling together. We were behaving like little kids on the way to the ice cream shop.

We got home and popped the pills. We kept drinking while we waited for the X to kick in. After about 45 minutes, IT KICKED IN.

We had an inflatable pool in the backyard that we shared. We were all sitting around it smoking cigarettes and laughing when we started to really feel it. The air smelled sweeter. We could feel the wind moving every hair on our heads. We were all laughing and having a great time. The pool was about ten feet across and about three feet deep. I suddenly had the urge to swim. No. I suddenly had the NEED to swim.

Without saying a word, I stood up, took off my shirt and stepped into the pool still in my work shorts. I had gotten really lovey-dovey by that point. I was having all kinds of thoughts about Marie. I was totally in love with her, and I was pretty sure she felt the same way about me.

The water felt amazing and like that annoying tripping guy, I wanted to explain how everything felt to everyone around me. "Jesus, it feels amazing in here!" I was so happy. I had always enjoyed the occasional skinny-dip, but my mind went haywire when I thought about getting naked in the pool while I was rolling. It had to be done. "I’m totally getting naked." I said as I pulled off my shorts under the water. As I hung them on the edge of the pool, I felt all the water around me. It felt wonderful. "Holy fuck, this is awesome. You guys have to try this." I said.

Karen stood up and said "I’m gonna go inside and get something to eat." She disappeared inside and as soon as the door closed, I stood up and stepped out of the pool. I walked over to Marie and put my wet hands on her knees. I leaned forward and pressed my lips to hers and we had the most amazing kiss I had ever felt. I stood up and put my hands behind my head as Marie reached up and massaged my balls. It felt incredible. My cock started to get a little hard as she did it and she stuck out her tongue and licked it like a lolli-pop. I grabbed her by her shoulders and stood her up. We kissed for what felt like twenty minutes. She would occasionally grab my cock and just massage it. I was in a state of bliss. We finally came apart and she told me she was going to go in for a minute to make sure Karen was okay. I told her I was going back into the pool. She went in and I just swam in shallow circles enjoying every sensation I was feeling.

All of a sudden, I realized that I had been out there alone for a pretty good while. I also had a mean case of cotton mouth and decided that I really needed a beer. Without thinking about it, I stood up and stepped out of the pool and headed to Karen’s back door. I walked inside and headed to the fridge when I saw Karen and Marie sitting on the couch together. They were watching TV when they noticed me and both started laughing hysterically. It honestly wasn’t until that exact moment that I realized that I had walked into Karen’s house completely naked and dripping wet.

Karen broke out of her laughter long enough to say "Wait! Wait! Don’t move. I’ll be right back." She disappeared into her bedroom for a moment and I cracked open my beer. Marie was still laughing and shaking her head. When Karen returned she was brandishing a camcorder. The red light was flashing and it was pointed at me. "Okay. This is my tenant drinking a beer in my kitchen, completely naked. Say hi Johnny."

"Hi Johnny!" I laughed as I took a big chug from my beer.

Karen sat back down next to Marie on the couch and continued filming me as I walked into the living room. "So, why are you drinking a beer in my house naked?" she asked through chuckles.

I looked into the lens and very talk show host-like, I answered "Well, Karen it’s funny you should ask. I’m only having one of the best nights of my entire life is all." I walked closer to them and Karen followed my face with the camera.

"Here’s Johnny!" she said. Then she dramatically pointed the camera down and said "And here’s Johnny’s penis!"

"Give me that thing." I said as I snatched the camera and pointed it at them. I was standing about three feet in front of them and I was completely and totally comfortable. I focused in on Karen first. "This is my landlady slash good pal Karen." Then I panned downward. "This is my penis again." They were laughing hysterically by then. I panned up to Marie "And this is Marie: AKA the last place I put my penis." Now they were crying from laughing so hard. I knelt down in front of Marie and held the camera out to the side and filmed us as I kissed her. "And also the best kisser in the whole world too."

She laughed into my mouth as I kissed her again. I felt her tongue brush across mine and it felt incredible. Suddenly I lost myself for a moment and kissed her deeply. Our tongues explored each other’s mouths as I felt Karen take the camera out of my hand. Then we heard her say "This is Johnny and his wiener garage, Marie." We broke apart laughing again. "You guys are so cute." She said. I stood up and laughed more and I felt Marie reach up and squeeze my penis. I was surprised, but only a little. It was just a playful gesture.

"Cute little weenie." She said. She looked over and saw that Karen was filming her. She then put on a mock serious face and put some bass in her voice. "I mean big, mighty wiener!" Karen was laughing again and I stood in front of Marie as she squeezed my cock and rolled it in her hand. I could feel it getting hard again as she played with it. "Uh-oh. Someone is getting a little excited." She said in a silly voice. I didn’t laugh though. Instead, I moaned a little. "Oh. Maybe someone is getting a lot excited." Then she looked over at Karen and said "You’re gonna erase this tape tomorrow right?" as she laughed. Karen laughed too and then went wide eyed as she saw Marie lean forward and pulls the tip of my cock into her mouth through the camcorder’s viewfinder.

Marie slowly slid the ring of her lips further down my shaft and a much louder moan escaped me. She pulled back and repeated the motion again and again. Soon, my cock was juicy with her spit and she was giving me a full blown blow job while Karen filmed her.

Karen slowly rose to her feet and stood next to me, filming the blowjob from my POV. "This is so dirty, girl." She said. Marie was looking up into the lens as she sucked me in and out. Her mouth felt amazing.

Karen kept getting closer and closer to me to get the best possible angle. Her gigantic boobs were pressed into my side. "You have the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen." I told her.

"Really?" she asked as she looked away from the viewfinder to meet my gaze.

"Yeah." Marie was still sucking my cock and looking up at us. She had this look in her eye like everything was just fine and to just go with it. Somehow I knew that she was thinking that. I reached up and cupped one of her huge breasts in my hand. It was heavy and felt wonderful. I gently pushed on it and squeezed it and she moved her face closer to mine. Suddenly, Karen and I were licking each other’s lips and tongues like animals. I reached up with my other hand and was then squeezing both of her breasts when she pushed the camera into my chest. I took hold of it and she stepped back and pulled her shirt up over her head. Then she took off her bra. Now, I know I’ve already said this, but GOOD GOD. Her tits were enormous. They had to be triple D’s and her nipples were the size of silver dollars, but they were in perfect proportion with her tits.

Marie even pulled away from my cock for a second just to say "Damn, you have huge tits Karen!"

Karen took the camera back and continued to film the blowjob as I squeezed her tits. Then I looked down at Marie and realized that I wanted to see her perfect tits again too, so I reached down and grabbed her shirt and pulled it up. She leaned back and again put her arms up. As soon as I got it off of her, she popped her bra and let it fall into her lap as she went right back to sucking on my cock.

Karen sat back down next to Marie and continued filming her sucking my cock. "You’re such a dirty girl." She said. "You like sucking on that thing?" she asked.

I reached down and grabbed the camera again and turned it on Karen. "So, Karen. Your favorite tenant in the whole wide world has his cock stuck in your coworker’s mouth in the middle of your living room. How do you feel about all that?

She was smiling up at me. "It’s pretty hot." She said.

"And have you ever been this close to a blowjob that you, yourself were not performing?" I joked.

"I don’t think so." She answered. Marie started laughing again and made a choking sound.

She leaned back and began coughing violently. We were both looking at her. "Kak-kgh. Fuck. Kgh-Kak!" she coughed. Then she looked at Karen and pointed my penis at her and coughed "Kff. Here-- take over for me for a second."

Karen looked up at me and I turned my hips toward her. I watched her hand come up and gently grip the base of my cock. I took a step closer to her and she opened her mouth and I slid my cock between her lips. Her hands slid around the side of my hips and she gripped my ass and pulled me deeper into her mouth. Marie looked over and said "Holy shit. You go girl." We both laughed. Karen was really getting into it now and Marie stood up and began to unbutton her shorts. Karen looked over at her and smiled as best she could. I was still filming Karen blowing me when I saw what Marie was up to. I panned over and caught her as she pulled her shorts and panties off at the same time. There was that sweet hairless pussy again.

Marie kicked her shorts and panties away and then stood next to where Karen was seated. I filmed her as she turned to face the couch and then bent forward at the waist and spread her legs. There was a soft pale glow coming from the TV and her big smooth ass looked so amazing, and there underneath were those smooth shaved pussy lips.

I pulled my cock out of Karen’s mouth and positioned myself behind Marie. I held the camcorder with my left hand and grabbed my cock with my right. I eased closer to her and filmed myself rubbing the head of my cock up and down her smooth wet pussy. After a minute, I slowly slipped my cock inside of her. She grabbed the edge of the couch and moaned aloud. Karen was watching my cock slide in and out of Marie right next to her face. She reached over and held Marie’s hips for me as I fucked her. Marie was moaning really loud by then. She looked over to Karen and told her that she should take her pants off too.

Karen rose to her feet and slowly took her pants off as she watched us fucking. I didn’t know what to film. Once Karen was naked, I felt Marie pushing back on me, so I took a step back and my cock slid out of her. Marie stood erect and pushed Karen onto the couch. Then Marie dropped to her knees in front of Karen and placed her hands on Karen’s knees. "Have you ever had a girl eat your pussy before?"

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. "Not yet." Karen replied. Marie just smiled at her as she pushed Karen’s thighs apart. Then Marie bent forward and buried her face in Karen’s mound of red pubic hair. I was still filming when I dropped to my knees behind Marie. Karen was moaning softly as Marie lapped at her pussy. I handed the camera up to Karen and she filmed Marie licking her pussy as I slipped my cock back inside her.

Marie had apparently eaten a lot of pussy in her day because she really knew what she was doing. Karen was now squeezing her own huge breasts and moaning as Marie worked on her. I guess the angle was awkward for her, because she soon pulled Karen off of her couch and onto the floor before going back to eating her out. Karen was in bliss. "Oh, fuck me that’s good." She moaned.

"You like that?" Marie asked. "You little slut. Do you want some dick?" she asked her. "Are you ready for some dick yet?"

"Fuck yes!" Karen exploded.

Marie pushed me back a bit and then slid off to the side. She looked up at my face and stared into my eyes. "Give it to her." She said. I needed no further prompting. I scooted on my knees until I was hovering above Karen’s widely spread legs. "Yeah, give her some dick." Marie urged.

"Give it to me. I want some dick." Karen moaned. I slid my dick into her and she moaned as Marie grabbed hold of her huge breasts and squeezed them. I gently eased all the way into her and began to fuck her as Marie cheered us on. Marie took the camera from her and filmed me fucking her. Then Marie scooted up toward Karen’s face and straddled her head. Without any though, she lowered her bald pussy onto Karen’s mouth.

"Lick my clit." She commanded. She was filming my cock now ramming in and out of Karen as Karen began to lap at her cunt. "Yeah fuck that pussy. Fuck that pussy." She chanted. I had somehow drifted into a whole new world of pleasure. Everything I was seeing coupled with everything I was feeling was pushing me out of reality somehow.

I then heard Karen’s voice coming from Marie’s crotch. "Holy shit, your pussy’s so smooth. I love it!" she said as she went back to licking her. Marie let go of Karen’s breast and stuck her middle finger in her mouth. When she withdrew it, it was wet with her spit. Her hand then disappeared behind her and a moment later, her eyes widened and she moaned even louder.

"Oh, fuck yeah!" she moaned. She was slipping her finger into her own asshole. "Fuck yeah. Johnny, I want you in my ass!" she begged. "I want that dick in my ass." she moaned as she stood up and faced the couch. I pulled my cock out of Karen’s pussy and stood up behind Marie. Karen sat back down on the couch as Marie bent forward at the waist and pulled her cheeks apart to reveal her tight little asshole. It was already wet from her finger and my cock was still glistening with Karen’s juices. I placed the tip of my cock on her asshole and grabbed Marie by the hips. Slowly and gently, I eased my cock into her asshole. With each inch she would moan louder. "Oh, fuck that’s good! Fuck that’s good!"

Karen had picked up the camera again and was back to filming. Marie’s asshole was tight and felt incredible around my cock. I wanted to remember the visual I was having forever, so I grabbed the camera from Karen and filmed my cock going in and out of Marie’s ass. Karen’s free hands found their way between her legs and she began to vigorously finger herself as she watched my cock disappear into Marie’s asshole.

I knew I wasn’t going to last much longer. I could feel my load building up inside and knew it was coming fast. "I’m gonna cum!" I howled.

"No! Not yet!" Marie protested as she pushed me back. She then turned around and sat on the very edge of the couch and leaned all the way back, hoisting her legs up into the air. "I wanna see your face when you cum!" she said. I dropped to my knees and Marie grabbed my cock and guided me back into her asshole. "Oh FUCK!" she shouted as I entered her. "FUCK!"

With that, I brought up my pace and was soon pounding her hard and fast. She was squealing like a little girl and Karen was fingering herself even harder. I was soon back to that feeling.

"I’m gonna cum!" I shouted. I’m gonna cum!"

"Cum in my ass Johnny!" Marie shouted. "Shoot that cum up my ass!"

Karen laid her head on Marie’s stomach and watched me slam my cock into her ass as my body shook and a huge surge of cum blasted up Marie’s butthole. I kept thrusting as load after load pumped into her. "Fuck!" I shouted. "FUCK!"

I filled her rectum with jizz and finally thrust my cock all the way into her one last time and doubled over panting. I had never felt anything quite that amazing before and that was only our second date. My mind ran wild with thoughts about what the future might bring. I finally pulled my dripping wet dick out of Marie’s asshole and much to my surprise, Karen leaned forward and pulled it into her mouth and sucked it clean. Marie looked down at her and said "Holy shit, you are a total whore aren’t you?"

"Shut up. I’m not the one that just got ass fucked here." Karen laughed.

"I could ass fuck you too, if you want." I smiled.

"Not tonight. Thanks though." She smiled back.

Marie sat up, cupping her hand underneath her ass. "Jesus, I hope we didn’t just ruin your couch."

"It’s an old couch. That’s not the first time that couch has seen some action." Karen laughed.

Marie’s eyes lit up. "You guys wanna go swimming?"

The three of us went into the backyard and got in the pool together. All three of us kissed, licked and sucked on each other playfully as we swam, but it was clear to all of us that Marie and I were an item. We were a perfect match for one another.

We sat in the pool and talked and kissed and smoked cigarettes until the sun rose. Then the three of us went inside and climbed into Karen’s bed naked and slept until six that afternoon. When we finally all got up, we ate and watched a movie. There was not a single note of awkwardness and when Marie and I finally left, Karen kissed us both goodbye. We went over to my house and snuggled and laughed and made love several times before going back to sleep.

That was how I came to be with Marie.

My perfect match.

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