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Zombie Project

Published on Nov 19, 2015

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ZOMBIE BRAIN

BY ERIC OWENS
Photo by fusky

Medulla Macaroni:
Who doesn't like Macaroni? If you zombies eat a little bit of my medulla macaroni you will be able to breath so much better, you will be able to swallow that human flesh so much easier, and you maybe even be able to get a heartbeat!

Reticular Formation Radishes:
DON'T YOU ZOMBIES HATE NOT HAVING ENOUGH ENERGY? Eating a little bit of my reticular formation radishes will boost your arousal and wakefulness. No more falling asleep when there's human brains out there to eat!

Photo by WmPitcher

Thalamus Thighs:
Zombies need to get that sensory information to the brain as fast as possible for quick reflexes from dormant mode to attack mode. Eat some Thalamus chicken thighs and you'll process that information so much faster!

Cerebellum Sandwich:
Do you zombies want to move smoother? Have better motor functions? Eat some of this Cerebellum sandwich and you will be faster and smoother between motions!

Photo by gtrwndr87

Hypothalamus Humus:
I bet zombies want to react faster to stressful situations, control their hunger and thirst, and experience emotion/pleasure/and sexual functions. This Hypothalamus humus will do the job!

Photo by Marawder

Hippocampus Hot Dogs:
Don't you zombies want to remember those times where you see real fear on a person's face when you're about to devour them? With my hippocampus hot dogs, you can improve your ability to process and store memories!

Photo by jayRaz

Amygdala Apple Sauce:
Do you want to control how angry you get? Or when you're afraid? Do other zombies ever try to scare you? Eating some of my amygdala apple sauce will give you better control over how afraid you get and how angry you get! How COOL!

Photo by Josh Kenzer

Corpus Callosum Coffee:
Are you ever feeling a little slow? Do ever feel the 2 hemispheres of your brain aren't communicating well? Don't you zombies worry! Just drink some corpus Callosum coffee with your morning serving of brain. It will help build a stronger pathway for the neural tissue to communicate to the other hemisphere!

Frontal Lobe Lotion:
Do you ever feel like you don't make good judgment calls? Or you can't seem plan to have dinner with a friend? Use some frontal lobe lotion twice a day to increase judgment and planing abilities!

Photo by waldopepper

Occipital Lobe Octopus:
Do you ever feel like you can't see your targets clear enough? Want a better advantage to see them from a farther distance? Try some of this occipital lobe octopus. It will help improve your vision!

Photo by Leo Reynolds