WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

SHAKESPEARE'S INSULTS

• Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great. (Measure for measure)
• Thou gorbellied motley-minded moldwarp!
• Drop into the rotten mouth of death. (Richard III)
• I was seeking for a fool when I found you. (As you like it)

MY SHAKEPEAREAN INSULTS

• Lumpish clapper-clawed boar pig.
• Yeasy tickled-brained pigeon egg.