Once long ago the Earth was covered in dirt and very little life was sustainable.All wildlife was dying because rain never falls and no land had grass.
All the animals that were left were herbivores but there was no grass. The one animal that was near extinction was the cow and his food was nowhere to be found.
Until one day a great and all powerful God named John Mayer decided something's missing on earth. He decided he needed to change this, he came up with a song, a song to change all of life as we knew it.
The name of this song "Something missing". This song changed all of life as we knew it, when he played the guitar the grass started to grow when he sang it turned a beautiful green color. Now all the cows that were starving in the world were able to eat and drink, they were all saved and all thanks to John Mayer.
Without his incredible voice and his ability to shred on the guitar all life could have ended, but thanks to him he saved the world and we must thank him for that. We should all pray to this wonderful man for saving our lives .