I ASSUME EVERYBODY HAS WATCHED SHREK. (IF NOT UR SOUL IS NOT COMPLETE)

I FORGO ALL THE MEAN HOMELESS PEOPLE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

I WILL INFLICT SERIOUS PAIN ON YOU IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T LIKE SHREK.

I OBLIGED MYSELF TO SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD SHREK.

IF YOU DON’T RETRIEVE MY SHREK DVD I WILL KILL YOU.

HE SAID HE HAD NEVER SEEN SHREK AND IMMEDIATELY WE RESOLVED THAT PROBLEM

THIS BOY WAS INTRIGUED BY SHREK’S STORY PLOT.

THE SHREK CEREAL IS INVALUABLE.

SHREK WAS CALLOUS WHEN HE WAS DEFENDING HIS SWAMP.

SHREK HAS A HOLLOW TREE THAT HAS A MESSAGE THAT SAYS “STAY AWAY”.