Long ago in 1907 there lived a guy named Johnny Harness and his sidekick Jar Jar Ginks. Jar Jar was a giraffe with the power to change into any vehicle that Johnny wanted him to.
Johnny could freeze anything with his breath and liked to run around with his shirt off and a bandana on. He could knock down anything in his way and was very good at riding different ways on Jar Jar.
The map said to go to through the jungle in Puerto Rico and then find a pyramid that was as tall as the highest building in the world, the Burj Khalifa. Jar Jar turned into a jet ski to transport him to Puerto Rico.
Once they got to Puerto Rico they journeyed for ten days without food or water. The map said once they arrived at the pyramid go inside to find the biggest treasure ever.
When they got in the pyramid, they saw a pit that was filled with snakes. It's width and length was 5 Jar Jars. But they had no problem getting across because Jar Jar turned into an airplane.
The next trap was a long tiled floor that had one tile on it that triggered a poisonous flood that would kill you if only one drop touched your skin. Johnny used his breath to freeze it in place.
Johnny and Jar Jar approached another trap. Johnny tripped on a crack and when he hit the ground, he made so much racket that a huge boulder the size of 5 Empire State buildings came rolling towards them.
Johnny stopped it with one tap of his pinky and it was rolling at him faster than the speed of light. Then he threw it all the way to a stream in Alaska.
When Johnny and Jar Jar finally passed all the traps, they came to the end of the pyramid. They found no treasure at the end. Instead they found a sack of chocolate coins. They were very disappointed so they decided to turn around and go back home. But on their way home they flew over a pirate ship and swept up all of the pirates gold. So they did get their gold.