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SQL Sneaky

Published on Nov 21, 2015

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PRESENTATION OUTLINE

SQL SNEAKY

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I COME IN PEACE

IT'S ABOUT DATA
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SHAMELESS BLOG PLUG

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IT'S ABOUT DATA

SQL LETS ME GET AT IT

IT'S ABOUT YOU?

AND/OR WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!
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SQL DEVELOPER DUTIES?

Top 50%
Top 80%
Top 95%
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BI DUTIES?

Top 50%
Top 80%
Top 95%
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DBA DUTIES?

Top 50%
Top 80%
Top 95%

(These people will have a conniption fit later on!)
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SURVEY RESULTS

AVERAGE DATA GUY

DOES NOT EXIST
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SUPERMAN

DOES NOT EXIST
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SO, WTF?!

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A simpler time

SQL SNEAKY

WHAT IS IT?
Had dealings with a software house
They wouldn't pick up the phone
Wouldn't show me *my* code!
Held it hostage
And that's an infinite loop!
Unique situation caused by loving the data (becomes its own USP)
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CODE FOR ESCAPOLOGY

Unique situation caused by loving the data (becomes its own USP)
I've tried everything...
...and never turned down a challenge (because limiting beliefs are banned round here!)
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DANGER!