Showerthoughts
Published on Dec 01, 2015
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History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
Photo by Stuck in Customs
If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old, then 117 years ago, there was a completely different set of human beings on earth.
Photo by Thomas Hawk
Getting birthday money is the real life equivalent of passing 'go' and collecting $200.
Photo by wwarby
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
Photo by Kacper Gunia
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
Photo by Benson Kua
The reason "cheaters never win" is because the cheaters that did win didn't get caught.
Photo by CarbonNYC [in SF!]
Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?
Photo by haribote
They should mark the last tissues in a box with red lines like they do with receipt paper.
Photo by KKfromBB
Cars should have two horns: one is a "nice" one, the other is a "mean" one.
Photo by seanavigatorsson
Technically, it's impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you "break your fast."
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I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
Photo by somegeekintn
Asking someone "where are you" is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.
If Katniss and Peeta from Hunger Games were hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.
Photo by Marcus Vegas
The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
Photo by Andrew Oliver
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
Photo by Lynda Giddens
Most people can eat the same breakfast weeks in a row, without complaint. But the same dinner for weeks? Now, that's just insanity.
Photo by terren in Virginia
If you did something like a boss, you'd probably just pay someone else to do it.
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When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.
Photo by Drongowski
