One cold December night Mary and Joseph were going to Bethlehem because Mary was going to give birth to Jesus. Their donkey was getting tired and couldn't go on much longer ''Oh come on donkey,'' wailed Joseph.
Mary looked up at the night sky and saw Santa '' Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas,'' Boomed Santa. ''Help help,''yelled Joseph. ''Stop down there reindeers,'' Santa bellowed. ''Now what the problem?'' asked Santa. Mary replied '' I'm having a baby '' I need to get to Bethlehem now,'' Well what are you waiting for climb aboard,'' said Santa.