(It's Row-baw-tham, Though you may call me Robot Ham)

(That's the watertower)

(Or at least that's what my diploma says)

(donations to the Robot Ham College dept can be found on my website)

(Most of them are pretty sane)

(It's there somewhere)

(No Really I swear!)

(After all I will become a teacher!)

(I work smart!)

(It's also why my eyes look like Droopy Dog)

All other opinions are incorrect. (Yes even yours)

Well La de da Mr Author. Nobody likes a show off.

(In case you are wondering)

Doing the best I can... Maybe make more of these fun presentations

Ask me questions, It makes me look smart then