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Published on Nov 21, 2015
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Once there was an ALIEN. He had to APOLOGIZE to his FRIEND, whom he REPLACED with a SHOTGUN. He poured his friend some JUICE and they once again became BELOVED friends.
Photo by kevin dooley
There once was a MOTHER who lived on private PROPERTY. One day, a piece of CHALK rolled onto the property. "Oh, GOODY!" she exclaimed. She gathered an ASSEMBLY, and, with RAGE, they made MARKINGS on the sidewalk because they were MAD at it.
Photo by DarkElfPhoto
There once was a piece of BREAD. It tasted very PLEASING. It felt like an ARMY of BIRDS in your mouth. One day, an ELECTRIC tea COSY created a THEORY that the bread had been CHOSEN by some SCREAMING RUBBISH to LOAN it a PLUG.
Photo by djwtwo
There once was a NUN. She had to go on a JOURNEY to get her driver's PERMIT, or else a TERRORIST would CUT her CHEEK. The nun used an AC ADAPTOR to SHAKE the SHY terrorist to death. Then, a PEDESTRIAN THOUGHT about TOUCHING the dead body.
Photo by Government Press Office (GPO)
There once was a WIDE PLANET called HERO. On this planet, a HOMOSEXUAL EAGLE gave ORALLY drank some CHAMPAGNE. To COVER his alcohol addiction, he used a CHEAP POLE to pay an AGENCY to KEEP his secret.
Photo by Leo Reynolds
Once, a NOSTALGIC man trapped in a CELL had a KID. The kid SCREAMED With DOOM when he was born. His LUNGS soon started to FOAM from screaming so much, but he was only KIDDING. After that, he lived on a FARM with a DOE.
Photo by Sebastian Niedlich (Grabthar)
Once there was a LADY who ROLLED in some INK, which made her IMMORTAL. Because she was immortal, she was ADMITTED into a CAKE-eating society, where she was DOOMED to eat FIFTEEN HEATED cakes a day for the all of eternity.
Photo by djwtwo
Once, at the north POLE, a FRAUD Santa started PACKAGING SAUSAGES into the FLOOR. This APPEALED to Mrs. Claus, so she DELIVERED a PROMISE to Santa, saying she would give him a TRAY WHEN SHE got a ROOT-canal.
Photo by rishibando
Once, in the eastern HEMISPHERE, there was a FLAMBOYANT BOWLER who SUCKED at bowling. One day, he GREASED his shoelaces so they wouldn't TANGLE, but he lost his GRIP on the ball anyway.
Photo by Dale Gillard
Once, a BRIEFING took place at a SLUMBER party. The WILTED SAILOR, who was hosting the party, TRAUMATIZED the guests by PARTAKING in an AUTOPSY.
Photo by dalecruse
Once, the GOVERNOR of a place called ALPHABET MANUFACTURED a NEIGHBORHOOD where all the houses would be PINK. However, EARLY one morning, a giant TOUR guide STUMBLED and destroyed the neighborhood.
Photo by Ron Cogswell
Once upon a time, a college GRADUATE DOMINATED a CAR dealership. He made the SYMBOL of the company a COLUMN to represent his MINIMALIST attitude toward life.
Photo by reallyboring
Once there was a SOUND coming from a RECYCLING bin. Soon, there was a SHOW on tv about the PLACE where the HUMOROUS sound came from. The source of the sound was eventually FOUND. It turns out that it was a WIZARD hiding in a secret CLOSET in the recycling bin the whole time.
Photo by epSos.de
Once, there was a HARDWARE store where a CALCULUS teacher liked to shop. One day, the teacher went to HEAVEN, but he was MUDDLED with sadness because he couldn't visit the MECHANIC who worked at the store.
Photo by N@ncyN@nce
In a COLD village, there was some glass CASING. One night, a thief cracked the PASSWORD to the casing and looked inside to find a COMMITTEE of FOLDERS. The folders STUDIED TRACKING, so they caught the thief and DEFEATED him. The thief, who was an ANNOYANCE to ALL, had to WITHDRAWAL his citizenship and live in exile.
Photo by Rex Roof
