The Cabinet

Vice President - Tom Dobbs

• He has prior experience in politics
• He has differing political views than myself
• He is realistic
• He gave up the presidency to make things fair
• The people love him, so he's good on my ballot

Secretary of State - Mork

• He's a good negotiator
• As an alien, he'd be good at foreign affairs
• People love him
• He brings an outside perspective to the cabinet
• His was sent here to learn about us, and this would be very good for that

Secretary of the Treasury - Genie

• He lives in a GOLDEN lamp
• He made Aladdin rich
• He is magic, the only thing that can save our money
• As a former slave, he understands what is truly valuable and treasured

Secretary of Defense - Popeye

• He's big and strong
• He knows when to bring out the big guns (spinach)
• He is persistent
• As a sailor, he understands the navy and military in general

Attorney General - Peter Banning

• He's a lawyer
• He has experience fighting for justice
• He can fly
• Pixie dust

Secretary of the Interior - Batty Koda

• He lives in a rainforest
• He understands human environmental interactions (see next slides)
• He has firsthand experience of the terrible things people do to nature
• He can't be talked into compromising our interior

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Secretary of Agriculture - Parry

• He studied agricultural fertility
• His life's purpose is restoring life to a barren place
• He is referred to as "The Fisher King" (brings prosperity)

Secretary of Commerce - Theodore Roosevelt

• He was a trust-buster in a past life
• He knows lots of stuff (lives in museum)
• He is brave, which anyone tackling our economy needs to be
• He is used to working late nights to take care of things

Secretary of Labor - Mrs. Doubtfire

• He/She has two jobs and lives
• He/She understands the stresses of the average worker
• He/She is very practical

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Andrew Martin

• He lives for 200 years
• He is a genius
• He designed synthetic organs that saved millions
• He knows about human health (he made himself into a human)

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Alan Parrish

• He is familiar with construction sites
• He knows what it's like to not live in an urban environment for 26 years
• His father is a factory owner
• He inherited said factory and saved a town

Secretary of Transportation - Joey O'Brien

• He knows cars
• You can trust this man

Secretary of Energy - Prof. Philip Brainard

• He is a genius
• He created flubber, a great energy source
• He is very hard-working and innovative

Secretary of Education - Jack Powell

• He spent his whole life in school
• He values education more than anyone
• He was valedictorian

Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - Adrian Cronauer

• He is a veteran
• With many of the current veterans being Vietnam veterans, he can relate
• All the men who remember his broadcasts love him
• He is known to defy anyone for the sake of the soldiers and veterans

Secretary of Homeland Security - Vladimir Ivanoff

• He defected here, and understands citizenship laws
• He understands the foreign mindset and can anticipate illegal immigration
• As an immigrant he wants to help others get here legally
• He plays the saxophone, like another great American executive
• Having a Russian in a high position can help relations with Russia

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