The Worst-Case scenario

How to survive being grounded.

• facts- pretend you agree with the decisions to punish you.
• sleep it off.
• ex. go to your room, remember there is a comfortable bed in there.

How to survive a bad report card.

• Ask your signer to sit down there is something you need to discuss
• Always have a good compliment for them
• ex.  "you look like you lost weight"
• ex.  "you are much cooler than (inserts a name)

How to survive going to the principal's office

• dress nicely
• look like if you are not scared, and look at him right in the eyes
• use a quote that wont get get you in troubel 

How to survive farting in public

• cover is up or block that fart
• cough a fart
• put on your best "who, me?"

How to deal with poop on your shoe

• use a sole shovel
• give your shoe a once over with a damp paper towel  
• scrape it off with the grass.

How to increase a skimpy allowance

• compare the going rate 
• be your own union
• Don't Buy ANYTHING!!