CREATED BY: PAIGE, CASSIE, AND NOAH

YOU CAN MAKE YOU SIBLINGS GO ON MUTE

CAUTION IF USED TOO OFTEN SIBLINGS WILL STAY ON MUTE

YOU CAN SEND A MONTH SUPPLY OF FOOD TO THE WHOLE WORLD

WARNING FOOD MAY EXPIRE BY TIME ARRIVES

YOU CAN MAKE ANY CELEBRITY FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

CAUTION POINT DIRECTLY AT CELEBRITY OR REMOTE WILL CHOOSE CELEBRITY

YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF MORE ATTRACTIVE

WARING IF USES MORE THAN 5 TIMES A WEEK YOU WILL BECOME UGLIER

PASS A LAW THAT MAKES EVERYONE GET FREE CLOTHES FROM ANY STORE

WARING IF USED TO OFTEN STORES WILL RUN OUT OF MONEY

COMES IN DIFFERENT COLORS AND IS $15 NO TAX!