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A Marketing Love Story (with Zombies) by WTF Marketing

Published on Nov 20, 2015

A Marketing Love Story (with Zombies). Own your own business? Need a pep-talk? Check this out.

PRESENTATION OUTLINE

A Marketing Love Story

(with Zombies)

THIS IS FOR YOU

BATTLE-TESTED BUSINESS OWNER

AND BESTED THEM ALL

YOU'VE FACED MANY CHALLENGES
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YOU MADE IT YOUR BITCH

THE GREAT TONER SHORTAGE OF 2011
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TWEETPOCALYPSE 2014

LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK

EVEN SO...

YOUR INNER CRITIC

YOU'VE NEVER QUITE SILENCED
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YOU KNOW THE ONE

IT TELLS YOU YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH
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NOT CLEVER ENOUGH

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NOT COOL ENOUGH

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ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN

STFU

YOUR INNER CRITIC NEEDS TO
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REPEAT AFTER ME:

I AM NOT BORING

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I DO NOT SUCK

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I KICK ASS

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I ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS

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I SOMETIMES SCREW UP

BUT I DO KNOW...
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FAILURE IS CERTAIN

WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR
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THERE IS NO REASON

TO PANIC
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FAITH IN MYSELF

BECAUSE I HAVE
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SO I SHOULDN'T

MARKET MY BUSINESS LIKE I'M BORING

TREAT IT THAT WAY

MARKETING SHOULD BE FUN
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FOR A REVOLUTION

IT'S TIME
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STOP MARKETING

IT'S TIME TO

TELLING STORIES

AND TIME TO START
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IT'S TIME TO EMBRACE HUMOR

(AND OTHER EMOTIONS, TOO)
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STAND FOR SOMETHING

IT'S TIME TO
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ANYTHING

AT ALL
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BECAUSE

THERE'S NO TIME

TO BE BORING, MUNDANE, OR ORDINARY
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YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR

AND ROCKSTARS

GET TO SIGN BODY PARTS

THE zOMBIES OF APATHY

ARE AT YOUR DOOR

SHRED 'EM

WITH RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION
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BEST CUSTOMERS

THEY AREN'T YOUR
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THEY'RE ZOMBIES

THEY COULD CARE LESS
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ZOMBIES

EAT YOU TO DEATH

NOTHING LEFT

UNTIL THERE'S
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NOTHING BUT A HUSK

UNTIL YOU'RE
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TURN TO DUST

AND YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS
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BODY PARTS TO SIGN

ZOMBIES DON'T HAVE

SLAY ZOMBIES

WITHOUT MERCY

SLAY APATHY

WITHOUT MERCY

LIKE THE ROCKSTAR YOU ARE

IT'S TIME TO MARKET

ROCKSTAR

A ZOMBIE KILLING, APATHY SLAYING

SAY IT WIth me now

I DECLARE WAR

ON BUSINESS AS USUAL