MINIONISM

GOD

RITUALS

• Go to church every Sunday
• Eat fast food once a week
• One day every 6 months have a shopping spree
• Have one piercing by the age of 21

RULES

• Don't lie
• Have an education
• Party hard

RULES CONTINUED

• Don't steal
• Destroy no human life
• Eat bacon every week

CELEBRATION

• June 7th, Minion Day
• Have a minion themed party once a month
• Have a feast with minions once a month
• Have a Minion festival on September 18th

BELIEFS

• Pray once a day
• Reincarnation
• Day time fasting once every 6 months
• Karma
• Only one god

CONTINUED BELIEFS

• Truth is internal
• Human birth is the only way to escape
• Dancing will cleanse your soul

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• Represents our religion's name

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• The infinity sign represents your soul forever lasting

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• The ying yang symbol represents the good and the bad in life

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• The peace sign means love and happiness in your life.