JAKE RYAN

WHY? BECAUSE...

• He's beautiful
• He's smart
• Recognizes when he's getting treats
• Cleans himself daily
• Never pees outside his litter box

BUT THERE ARE ISSUES...

• He throws up
• He throws up all the time
• He's a bit clingy
• He eats a lot
• He sleeps all day AND all night

HOWEVER, HE'S AWESOME...GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATION OF HIS GREATNESS.

TO RECAP...

HE'S ADORABLE!

HE'S GOT SWAG

HE ENJOYS A GOOD NAP

HE'S A FOODIE!

HE ENJOYS TECHNOLOGY

HE'S ADVENTUROUS!

AND HE'S QUITE DAPPER!

AWESOME!