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HOW TO EAT THINGS

BY A HUNGRY PERSON
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WHY AND HOW YOU ARE ABLE TO EAT LAMMAS.

YOU EAT THEM. THAT IS HOW.
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WHEN YOU CAN EAT TURTLES.

YOU CAN EAT TURTLES IN THE FUTURE
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WHY YOU CAN’T EAT HUMANS

YOU CAN EAT HUMANS BUT IT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY YOU WILL EAT THEM. IF YOU EAT THEM...

HOW TO EAT CHICKEN POT PIE.

YOU EAT IT SLOWLY. THEN YOU DIGEST IT.
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HOW TO EAT DUCKS.

FIRST, YOU COOK A LIVE DUCK. THEN YOU HAVE IT TO EAT.

HOW TO EAT A BOOT.

  • You cook it then chew on it
  • You overcook it, then eat it. And after you throw up. You eat it again.
  • Eat it with a hint of salt.
  • Don’t eat it.
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EAT FOOD

  • First you throw away all food.
  • Then you wait 3 days.
  • Next you get the garbage out and when no-one is looking, eat the food.
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HOW TO NOT EAT FOOD.

  • You eat the food. When you eat the food logic eats chicken. Then you don”t eat anything.
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WHY YOU LIKE CHICKEN.

YOU LIKE CHICKEN BECAUSE CHICKEN LIKES YOU. YOU LIKE CHICKEN CAUSE THEY IS TASTY

HOW TO EAT FOOD.

YOU EAT IT WITH A HINT OF LOGICAL FEELINGS.
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BE HAPPY

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HOW TO EAT APPLETREE

TASTE THE TREE APPPLE

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  • Eat a chicken
  • Eat an worm
  • Eat a eating person
  • Eat a bowl
  • Eat a kebab
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