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How to Become the Worst Online Teacher Ever!

Published on Jun 07, 2016

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PRESENTATION OUTLINE

How to Become the WORST
Online Teacher Ever!

Follow these six easy steps...

Just for fun.
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Don't communicate with with your students.

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Just remove your contact info.

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Create vague and difficult to follow instructions.

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Throw in words like circumlocution or sesquipedalian.

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Post stuff about yourself...a lot.

Add a ton detail about your accomplishments.

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Never, ever provide feedback on assignments.

If you get backed into a corner, give everyone the same feedback.

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Wait until the end of the semester to grade any homework.

Play eeny, meeny, miny, moe and pick a grade.

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Discourage them from completing the course evaluation.

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If they do it anyway, have them show it to you first. That'll teach them.

Congratulations!

You'll never be asked to teach online again.
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