THE TRUE STORY OF

NEXT, I WENT TO

HE WAS SMARTER TO HAVE BUILT HIS HOUSE

I RANG THE BELL AND CALLED,"MR PIG, MR PIG, ARE YOU IN?"

I AM SHAVING THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!"

AS I HUFFED AND SNUFFED

I TRIED TO COVER MY MOUTH BUT THE SNEEZE WAS SO GREAT THAT

FOOD WILL SPOIL IF YOU JUST LEAVE IT OUT IN THE OPEN

THINK OF IT AS A SECOND HELPING

BUT I WAS STILL SHORT OF MY CUP OF SUGAR

TO GO TO THE OLDEST PIG'S HOUSE

HE MUST HAVE BEEN THE BRAINS OF THE FAMILY TO BUILD HIS

AND ASKED FOR A CUP OF SUGAR

HAD A WHOLE SACKFUL OF SUGAR BUT HE WOULD NOT EVEN GIVE ME A CUP OF SUGAR

TO MAKE A BIRTHDAY CARD INSTEAD OF A CAKE

I HUFFED AND I SNUFFED BUT...

" YOUR OLD GRANNY CAN SIT ON A PIN"

BUT IF YOU TALK ABOUT MY GRANNY LIKE THAT, I WILL GO CRAZY

OF COURSE, I WAS...

...TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE PIG'S DOOR,HUFFING,PUFFING,SNEEZING

THEY ALSO FOUND OUT THAT I ATE TWO PIGS FOR DINNER

A CUP OF SUGAR DIDN'T SOUND VERY EXCITING

SO THEY JAZZED UP THE STORY WITH ALL OF THAT

AND THEY MADE ME THE

I WAS FRAMED!