PRESENTATION OUTLINE
If you eat chicken, then you grow strength.
If you grow strength, then you become strong.
If you become strong, then you want more chicken.
If you want more chicken, then you go to a chicken pen.
If you go to a chicken pen, then you steal the chickens.
If you steal the chickens, then your a wanted fugitive.
If your a wanted fugitive, then you flee the country.
If you flee the country, then you become lost forever.
If you become lost forever, then you search for shelter.
If you search for shelter, then you wind up in a Mexican Piñata Factory.
If you wind up in a Mexican Piñata Factory, then you will eat candy instead of chicken. Then it goes down hill.....
If you eat candy instead of chicken, then you will become hungry.
If you become hungry, then you will want chicken.
If you want chicken, then you will search for chicken.
If you search for chicken, then you will find turkey.
If you find turkey, then you will steal the turkey.
If you steal the turkey, then you will become a double wanted fugitive.
If you become a double wanted fugitive, then you get caught.
If you get caught, then you will go to court.
If you go to court, then you will get a lawyer.
If you get a lawyer, then you will ask him for chicken.
If you ask him for chicken, then he will give you chicken. Now it just gets worse.....
If he gives you chicken, then you run away with the chicken.
If you run away with the chicken, then you will become a triple wanted fugitive. Now we're the end....
If you become a triple wanted fugitive, then you will crave more chicken.
If you crave more chicken, then you flee to Canada.
If you flee to Canada, then you change your name.
and If you change your name, then you become an outcast starving for chicken. Therefor, If you eat chicken, then you will become an outcast starving for chicken.
...DONT BECOME AN OUTCAST STARVING FOR CHICKEN
