"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SCHOOL'S NOT CANCELLED?"

"I DON'T FEEL GOOD..."

ME--"YOU'LL MISS YOUR FRIENDS. I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR WORK."

TEXT TO ME--"THE RIDE IS HORRIBLE"

ANOTHER TEXT--"I NEED TO GO HOME."

"THERE'S A WRESTLING MEET. CAN I STAY?"

ME TO HER: "IF YOUR MATH IS DONE."

"THANK YOU MOM, I LOVE YOU!"

REPEATED WITH VARIATIONS MANY SCHOOL DAYS