ILLUMINATI

WHAT IS ILLUMINATI

• It is totally not fake
• It is real
• It's got a pyramid in it
• There's an eye
• The members are evil goats
• They throw parties.

WHY ILLUMINATI?

• Illuminati becuase illuminati

WHY IS ILLUMINATI REAL?

• Illuminati is real because Obama.

WHY ARE THE MEMBERS EVIL GOATS?

• They are goats because goats are superior to humans in every aspect, and therefore have the right to rule the world.

CONCLUSION

• Illuminati = real, not fake, society of superior, world-ruling evil goats who throw parties, have the symbol of a pyramid and an eye, because Obama.

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