Puns

HOMOPHONIC - different meaning/spelling

• A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
• Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
• Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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Homographic - different meaning

• Every calendar’s days are numbered.
• A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Compound Puns

• Jungle animals are very fair. Cheetahs are always spotted.
• A short psychic broken out of jail. She was a small medium at large.

And

• Santa’s helpers are known as subordinate clauses.
• I’ve been to the dentist so many times; I know the drill.
• Free range is poultry in motion.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• Every cop with a taser is stunning.
• To the Babylonians, who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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