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Jacinto is a canine explorer who was kindly assigned to analyze and provide support to a particular Chinese family living in Vancouver, BC Canada.
As part of his mission, he samples ALL kind of human consumed food, watch reality TV and warms human hearts in need of a lick, a bark or a fart.
In exchange, he allows them to take samples of his special fur and collect processed food from his rear end. A great oportunity for humanity!
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Jacinto's Lifestyle

Published on Nov 19, 2015

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PRESENTATION OUTLINE

JACINTO THE GREAT AIREDALE

Living in Vancouver, BC with his Chinese family
Jacinto is a canine explorer who was kindly assigned to analyze and provide support to a particular Chinese family living in Vancouver, BC Canada.
As part of his mission, he samples ALL kind of human consumed food, watch reality TV and warms human hearts in need of a lick, a bark or a fart.
In exchange, he allows them to take samples of his special fur and collect processed food from his rear end. A great oportunity for humanity!

Jacinto The Great Airedale

Explores Vancouver with his Chinese family
Jacinto inspects the safety and quality of food consumed by his Human Chinese Family (HCF).

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Jacinto was initially 'The Baby Airedale with the Green Collar'. He was the smartest and smallest of his litter. On our arrival to meet his parents, Jacinto chose our HCF to take him to the Big City (Vancouver).
He stood in front of my foot looking at my eyes while his brothers were playing around.
He knew from that moment that we belonged to him.

I AM LOVED

I know so!
It was just a photo effect!

I am very active...

after all, I am an Airedale Terrier, The King of Terriers....!
Jacinto could be a real champion in Agility, Flyball, Tracking, Acrobatics, Frisbee, Dancing Free Style and even conformation. However, he chooses to abandon fame and glory to pursue his real call in life, becoming the Object Of Affection (OOA) to his Human Chinese Family (HCF).

I own a Chinese Boy...

....and his Chinese Family is mine too...!
No matter the size, Jacinto tackles every assignment with dignity and creativity.
He has become fluent in Chinese, English, Spanish and Stick Language.

I teach them how to play with toys...

...and they share their cookies and sandwiches with me...!
Teaching is a very natural gift in Jacinto. He can teach you a lesson no matter in what stage of life you thing you are.
He does it in a calm and dedicated manner.

IN Special Occasions...

I am always the guest of honor....!
Jacinto was terribly sad the day one of his beloved HCF members was send away to live with somebody else.
He shortly learned that she would apply all the tricks he taught her to CONTROL another human.
From time to time, she brings him to Jacinto for occasional assessments.

Everyday is a Special Occasion...

...with my Chinese Family...!
The only person Jacinto can trust for occasional treats and mindful companionship.
They share the same ability to fill the environment with their particular aroma after eating a full meal.

I might be small in size

but I can be as intense as a nuclear reactor...!
Apparently Jacinto has less inches in height and grams in weight than most Airedale Terriers his age. To compensate these measurements, his eyes are twice as deeper, his brain is ten times richer in neurotransmitters, his SAT and GRE scores will land him a spot with MENSA [http://www.mensa.org/] and his HCF has been happier with him around.

It is very demanding to look after so many babies....

but there are rewards in the process...and I like rewards....!
What can I say? It is simply challenging and these small humans are just irresistible.

I Love these kids, they are a bit primitive...

but full of heart and energy...!
We need a new NIH grant to pursue further investigations for the adequate development of these small mammals.
We will be working in this project very soon.

This is embarrassing...

the big guy thinks I am a stuffed animal.....!
I hope the media and Paparazzi do not get their hands on this picture.
It was taken in a moment of weakness.

We LOVE PIZZA

Jacinto has to feed these small mammals before every training session.
Fortunately they are happy with Jacinto's choice of food every time.

We love fashion!

Jacinto understands he has a body figure that many would kill for but vanity is not part of his profile description.
He would agree to trot down the 'catwalk' when requested for a good cause as long as there is no nudity involved.

we love eating out!

only when good service is provided.
Jacinto enjoys the company of interesting people and peers in a tasteful environment that allows better communication.
There are many places in Vancouver that allow this atmosphere but at times the service provided is very poor.

I love training humans!

They frequently show signs of Intelligence.
Please note the way Jacinto lets the small human see and smell the piece of pizza (reward) while he teaches him how to kneel. This lesson is not different to the processes previously described by Pavlov and Skinner.
Also, in this process Jacinto can say with certainty that the small human is right handed and likes the center of his pizza more than the crust.

we love visiting our Marina

....when time allows and our boat is in shore...
Jacinto likes to verify at times the adequate care of his float when they arrive the coasts of Vancouver.

McDonald's brunch on a lazy Sunday morning!

delicious...!
Jacinto has become an expert in human gastronomy. He would not allow anybody, including himself to be fed with low caloric vegetables.
He has a strong position regarding the adequate natural predatory ladder and demands larger mammals to be appreciated and served with dignity and taste.

we love landscaping

My mom loves to see me helping her in the garden...!
Jacinto has shown a very strong affinity to The Earth and all secrets underneath. He strives everyday to unearth these amazing aspects of nature that unfortunately, average human mammals cannot perceive.
In spite of a strong human initiative against his ongoing Earth research, he works hard to become faster and better. Jacinto continues in his journey of discovery.

We love French Pastry!

....specially Pan Au Chocolate...!
Jacinto has found a large number of followers in Vancouver, BC who have kindly agreed to facilitate his commendable journey.
In spite of all possible life threatening warnings regarding chocolate and raisin consumption, Jacinto has decided to risk his life in controlled environments to sample scrumptious French Pastry.
We are doing our part by extracting visible pieces of these dangerous agents to be discarded in a safe fashion.

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