PRESENTATION OUTLINE
The night before Christmas
And all through the board
Not a gamer was stirring
Not alliance nor Horde
Nine stockings were hung by that old chimney chute,
In hopes that gamers would give them fat loot.
The lobbies were sleeping all snug in their beds,
While visions of candy danced in their heads
And Mamma in her kerchief and me in my helm
Had just settled down for repairs to our realm.
When up on the lawn there was a clamor,
I sprang from the chair and snatched my rep hammer.
I rushed to the window as if I used charge,
Looked out at the moon quite silver and large.
That moon, shining all over the land silent and snowy
Lit up like Crusader, all white and glowy.
When what should appear to my wondering eyes,
But a sleigh, pulled by shadows of different size.
With a big Tauren driver, a Druid I say,
And I knew in an instant it must be my sleigh
More rapid than gryphons, the reindeer they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name.
“Now Furbolg! Now Murloc! Now Human and Troll!
On Magni! On Staghelm! On Earthen and Gnoll!
To the top of Blackrock! To the top of the mountain. Now sprint away sprint away sprint away.
So up to the house top the reindeer they flew
With the sled full of goodies, and Caydiem too.
As I turned back my hand and mouse turned around Down the chimney our came with a bound.
She was covered in fur, from her head to her foot And her Wildheart Robes were all covered in snow.
She spoke not a word but went right to her stuff. And filled all the stockings with epics and buffs.
And as she rode past the moon, I heard her say,
“Happy Christmas to all… and to all a good game!”
