My Valentine's Day Proposal
Published on Nov 19, 2015
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MY VALENTINE'S PROPSAL
FOR BRYCE ALLRED
WHY YOU SHOULD LET ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT
A PRESENTATION
HERE IS A LIST OF REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LET ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT:
-IT LOOKS INCREDIBLY SOFT
-FOR SCIENCE
-I WOULD LIKE TO VERIFY THIS
-BUTT RUBS HISTORICALLY LOWER STRESS
-MY HANDS ARE AS SOFT AS SILK
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WHAT YOU COULD BE MISSING:
-MAYBE I GIVE KILLER BUTT RUBS
-YOU WON'T KNOW UNLESS YOU LET ME TRY
-IF YOU LIKE IT WE CAN DO IT SOME MORE
-LESS STRESS MEANS YOU LIVE LONGER
-I'M ESSENTIALLY SAVING YOUR LIFE
THE DOWNSIDES
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-I THINK I MADE MY POINT ;)
*I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WON'T
FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AGAIN AFTER EATING THEM
I PROMISE
**I ALSO WILL NOT ROOFY THE COOKIES
A LINE GRAPH OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU LET ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT
NOW LET'S REVIEW
POSITIVES OF LETTING ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT
-YOU COULD LIVE LONGER
-YOU WILL ENJOY IT
-I MIGHT BE GOOD AT TOUCHING YOUR BUTT
-YOU WILL GET A PLATE OF COOKIES
NEGATIVES
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