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MINECRAFT PART 4!!!!!

Published on Jun 18, 2016

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MINECRAFT PART 4!

YAY! IT'S BEEN A YEAR!
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HEY EVERYONE! I DECIDED THAT I WOULD CHANGE MY INTERNET NAME TO

"LITTLENINJA." IT HAS BEEN AMAZINGLY 1 YEAR SINCE I POSTED MINECRAFT 1.

I THOUGHT IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO!

NOVEMBER 23, 2015? 

I REMEMBER I MADE THIS WHEN I WASN'T EVEN IN

MIDDLE SCHOOL! BUT LET'S PUSH THAT ASIDE FOR NOW.

SO, THINGS HAVE CHANGED A BIT.

I'M ALOT MORE MATURE, SUSPICIOUSLY...

SO I WON'T ACT LIKE MY 6 YEAR

OLD COUNTERPART ANYMORE.

MY WRITING IS ALOT MORE

SENSIBLE NOW.

OK, LET'S GET INTO MINECRAFT NOW!

REMEMBER MY CHART OF MOST COMMON DEATHS A

LITTLE WHILE BACK (IF YOU CALL A WHOLE YEAR A "LITTLE WHILE")?

I'VE.
REVISED.
IT.

HERE, TAKE A LOOK!

DEATH CHART

NEAT, HUH?

SO, THIS PRESENTATION IS SUPPOSED TO TELL NEW

PLAYERS WHAT THE GAME MINECRAFT IS ABOUT.

IN MINECRAFT, THERE ARE NO SET RULES. THE GAMEPLAY

IS OPEN, BUT THE MAIN GOAL OF THE GAME IS TO SURVIVE AND BUILD UP YOUR

WORLD.

(THIS SLIDE IS PART OF LAST SLIDE. SORRY. I RAN OUT OF THIS WONDEROUS THING CALLED "SPACE.")

HOPEFULLY, YOU READ THE LAST 3 MINECRAFT SLIDE SHOWS, WHICH

HAD LITTLE INFORMATIVE INFO ABOUT HOW TO PLAY THE GAME.

I MEAN, I'VE GOT THE ADVANCED,

 MIDDLE-GAME STUFF,BUT I FORGOT THE BASICS.

B- ORING
A- LWAYS EASY
S- TART TO OTHER STUFF
I- FORGOT THEM!!!
C- AN YOU MOVE ON?
S- nAkEs CFJSDXNS

SORRY. I WAS BORED.

EVERY SLIDESHOW NEEDS HUMOR.

ANYWAYS, THE BASICS---

THAT IS, IF YOU ARE PLAYING SURVIVAL...

YOU SPAWN ON A SAD, DESERTED WORLD

AAALLL BY YOURSELF.

EXCEPT FOR...

SHEEP
COWS
CHICKEN
PIGS
AND HORSES.

WAIT! BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING ELSE, I SHOULD INFORM

YOU ABOUT THE CONTROLS OF THE MINECRAFT GAME.

CONTROLS FOR MINECRAFT PC:

YOU MOVE WITH THE WASD KEYS. UNLESS YOU ARE AN IDIOT, YOU SHOULD EASILY FIGURE OUT WHICH KEY MOVES YOU IN WHAT DIRECTION.

USE YOUR GOD DAMN MOUSE FOR LOOKING

 AROUND, SINCE YOU ARE IN A 3D ENVIRONMENT.

USE YOUR MOUSE SCROLL WHEEL FOR

SWITCHING BETWEEN ITEMS IN YOUR HOTBAR.

YOUR HOTBAR IS JUST THAT WEIRD BAR AT THE

BOTTOM, AS YOU CAN SEE HERE.
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I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HEARTS ARE FOR.

IF NOT, SCREW YOU. OK, SORRY. THAT WAS MEAN.

NOW JUST READ THE FREAKING MINECRAFT GAMEPEDIA.

HI.

OKAY,
JUST
TYPE
IN
MINECRAFT
GAMEPEDIA
IN
GOOGLE.

ALSO, YAHOO SUCKS. WHY DOES

IT OPEN EVERYTHING IN A DIFFERENT TAB?!

SO I HOPE YOU WENT TO THE MINECRAFT GAMEPEDIA FOR

THE REST OF THE CONTROLS FOR THE PC.

IF YOU ARE PLAYING

ON A DIFFERENT DEVICE...

USE. THE. GAMEPEDIA.

AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, IF I'M RECOMMENDING YOU TO READ

THE GAMEPEDIA, WHY DID I MAKE THIS SLIDESHOW?

BECAUSE IT IS %$#@&*! FUN TO DO SO.

HEH, HEH. 

OK, I AM SUPPOSED TO KEEP ON GOING

ABOUT MINECRAFT RIGHT NOW, SO HERE WE GO.

NOW, IN SURVIVAL MODE, YOUR FIRST PRIORITY IS TO

FIND A TREE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT A TREE LOOKS LIKE.

NOW, YOUR LEFT CLICK ON THE MOUSE IS FOR

DESTRUCTION AND DEATH. SO, CHOP A TREE DOWN.

"DAD?"

YES, CHILD?

"I DON'T HAVE AN AXE."

OH MY %$#@&*! GOSH!!!

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CHOP IT DOWN WITH

YOUR HAND, OK? IT DOESN'T HURT, OK?

(ALRIGHT, IT WILL HURT AS CRAP IN

REAL LIFE, BUT DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME)

JUST AIM YOUR CURSOR AT A TREE, AND HOLD

LEFT CLICK. YOUR HAND SHOULD WHAP THE TREE ALOT.

FINALLY, A BLOCK OF GENUINE WOOD SHOULD APPEAR

AFTER THE TREE HAS A HOLE IN IT.

FOR SOME REASON, TREES ARE IMMUNE TO GRAVITY

IN THIS GAME, SO THEY DON'T FALL OVER.

DARNIT. US HUMANS HAVE TO FALL AND DIE,

WHILE TREE FLY.

GRAVITY STRENGTH CHART

SORRY. COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.