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HEY EVERYONE! I DECIDED THAT I WOULD CHANGE MY INTERNET NAME TO
I THOUGHT IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO!
I REMEMBER I MADE THIS WHEN I WASN'T EVEN IN
SO, THINGS HAVE CHANGED A BIT.
SO I WON'T ACT LIKE MY 6 YEAR
OK, LET'S GET INTO MINECRAFT NOW!
REMEMBER MY CHART OF MOST COMMON DEATHS A
SO, THIS PRESENTATION IS SUPPOSED TO TELL NEW
IN MINECRAFT, THERE ARE NO SET RULES. THE GAMEPLAY
HOPEFULLY, YOU READ THE LAST 3 MINECRAFT SLIDE SHOWS, WHICH
I MEAN, I'VE GOT THE ADVANCED,
B- ORING
A- LWAYS EASY
S- TART TO OTHER STUFF
I- FORGOT THEM!!!
C- AN YOU MOVE ON?
S- nAkEs CFJSDXNS
YOU SPAWN ON A SAD, DESERTED WORLD
SHEEP
COWS
CHICKEN
PIGS
AND HORSES.
WAIT! BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING ELSE, I SHOULD INFORM
CONTROLS FOR MINECRAFT PC:
YOU MOVE WITH THE WASD KEYS. UNLESS YOU ARE AN IDIOT, YOU SHOULD EASILY FIGURE OUT WHICH KEY MOVES YOU IN WHAT DIRECTION.
USE YOUR GOD DAMN MOUSE FOR LOOKING
USE YOUR MOUSE SCROLL WHEEL FOR
YOUR HOTBAR IS JUST THAT WEIRD BAR AT THE
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HEARTS ARE FOR.
NOW JUST READ THE FREAKING MINECRAFT GAMEPEDIA.
HI.
OKAY,
JUST
TYPE
IN
MINECRAFT
GAMEPEDIA
IN
GOOGLE.
ALSO, YAHOO SUCKS. WHY DOES
SO I HOPE YOU WENT TO THE MINECRAFT GAMEPEDIA FOR
YOU KNOW, IF I'M RECOMMENDING YOU TO READ
BECAUSE IT IS %$#@&*! FUN TO DO SO.
OK, I AM SUPPOSED TO KEEP ON GOING
NOW, IN SURVIVAL MODE, YOUR FIRST PRIORITY IS TO
NOW, YOUR LEFT CLICK ON THE MOUSE IS FOR
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CHOP IT DOWN WITH
(ALRIGHT, IT WILL HURT AS CRAP IN
JUST AIM YOUR CURSOR AT A TREE, AND HOLD
FINALLY, A BLOCK OF GENUINE WOOD SHOULD APPEAR
FOR SOME REASON, TREES ARE IMMUNE TO GRAVITY
DARNIT. US HUMANS HAVE TO FALL AND DIE,
SORRY. COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.