PRESENTATION OUTLINE
Opening scene, on the top of a buliding on a dark and stormy night.
Leonardo DiCaprio approaches an academy award.
"Leo how did you know I'd be up here?" Said the Oscar.
"Because..." Leo answered " My longing for you transcends any amount of distance between us .
" I will find you no matter where you are."
"But Leo," replied the Oscar " You know we can never be together."
"It's just not meant to be."
"But why?" responded Leo " Why must I be tormented so by your absence?"
"Listen Leo, some really great actors just don't win Oscars. It's just how it is sometimes."
" Here Leo, have a slice of pizza to calm you down."
"How is it that such an acclaimed actor, whose starred in such big hits, has yet won an Oscar?"
"Leo it's not a big deal anyway. Most people in the world don't have Oscars, it's not that important.
"When the devout religion of mine eye maintains such falsehood, then turn tears to fire."
"Are you quoting Romeo and Juliet?"
"Yes, that story which I played a part in shares similarities with our current situation."
"Leo, stop being such a drama queen, I'm just a piece of metal!"
"You just need to calm down and hope to get an Oscar some time in the future."
"You won't get one just by stalking me."
"Okay Oscar, I think you're right."
" I'll just try to be the best actor I can be and hope for the best."
"Good, your obsession was starting to become unhealthy."
"I will have you one day."
