I'M NO "WELFARE QUEEN"
Dogs like awesome stuff.
Depending on who you ask, we like squirrel chasing, hot dog tasting, steak snacking, belly rub gettin', pond jumping, stick fetching, toy chasin', squeaking toys like maniacs, groundhog-hole-sniffing, running and playing, tugging, walking, splashing, dashing, biking, and hiking, to name a few things.
What do you like? Sit? Down? Come?
Weirdo. Sounds boring to me, but I will do what it takes to earn my good times.
If we can trade the things you want (sit/down/come) for the things I want (NOMS and squirrels), it really is a win-win.