HOW TO

REASONS

• Don't like what they look like
• Don't like their voice
• You hate them with a burning passion

STALK HIS SOCIAL MEDIA

• Like all his posts
• Send him creepy DM's
• Like "Looking Good in Class today"
• "What's your address?"
• End each message with a confusing ";("

STARE HIM DOWN IN CLASS

• Uninterrupted Eye Contact
• Never Blink
• Don't respond to anything he says
• Don't answer any questions directed towards you
• The face you make is personal choice

SPIKED FOOD

• Give him baked goods, preferably brownies
• Do so before parent teacher conferences or an assembly
• Remember to spike said brownies with marijuana
• Teacher will seem incompetent for work
• Will hopefully be reprimanded or fired

FLASHBANG

• Place a flashbang in his desk or chair
• is a non-lethal explosive device used to temporarily disorient an enemy's senses.
• It is designed to produce a blinding flash of light and intensely loud noise "bang"
• Self explanatory, and will hopefully dissuade him from coming to class

ANSWERING

• Answer every question with a reference
• To the greatest man of all time
• A courageous leader in our school
• The one and only...

JOSH BELL

• "Who gave the greatest speech of the last decade?
• "Josh Bell"
• "What is the greatest sports team ever"
• "Storm baseball, because of Josh Bell"

CONCLUSION

• Stalk him
• Stare at him
• Drug him
• Explode him
• Josh Bell him