PRESENTATION OUTLINE
HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY, DAD!!!!
You're a model with a thick head of hair.
You're follically challenged.
You're country bumpkin, too!
You're a man with an appetite for learning.
And a real thirst for knowledge.
Your name is synonymous with party!
Before the Dos Equis Man, there was you!
You know how to delegate.
You're the coolest Papa around.
You're Dog's best friend.
You're a knight in shining armor.
You are the consummate comedian.
You're a shoulder to lean on.
You're a wonderful father-in-law.
You're a little girl's rock.
You're the designated driver!
You're SIXTY!!!! You're LOVED!!!!!