I'm not sure if I want to live on this planet anymore...

"I did do the nasty in the pasty"

Bite my shiny metal ass !

"Men who call too much are the worst... I bet."

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad!"

"Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!"

This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Move your friggin hoof you goat !