Dr. Strangecat

Published at Nov 18, 2015

Black cats are awesome! This Haiku Deck is about Clifton, our black rescue cat from the streets of East L.A. He's such a cool cat, but he's ours. Go adopt your own black cat! I promise you won't be sorry!

PRESENTATION OUTLINE

DR. STRANGECAT

OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE BLACK CATS

BLACK CATS HAVE LOW ADOPTION RATES

(HUMANS ARE SUPERSTITIOUS)

THEY'RE JUST LIKE ANY OTHER CAT

(EXCEPT COOLER)

MEET CLIFTON

Found on the Streets of East L.A.

HE WAS SAD AND HAD "EYE CLAP"
Photo by dev null

He Was Rescued And Moved to Seattle

(HE MAKES A GOOD DASHBOARD ORNAMENT)

HE HAS COLORFUL CLAWS

(DON'T EVER DECLAW A CAT!)

HE WATCHES TV WITH US

JACKSON GALAXY ↑

HE LIKES BOOKCASES

(NO, HE CAN'T READ)

HE LIKES TO HIDE

(AND HAS LASERBEAM EYES)

SOMETIMES HE PLAYS IN LITTER

SILLY, NO ONE WANTS TO CUDDLE WITH YOUR FILTHY PAWS!

HE WEARS TOYS

SILLY CLIFTON, TOYS ARE NOT HATS!

YES, HE WEARS TOYS

HE REALLY IS ATTACHED TO THEM!

AND ATTACHED TO HIS MAN

He Likes Beards

HE SLEEPS ON HUMANS

← THE WIFE

He Loves SOCCER

(GO SOUNDERS!)

He Loves Boxes

← TELLY

He LIKES TO GO OUTSIDE

(ON A LEASH OF COURSE)

HE WEARS TIES

(BRING HOME THE BACON, CLIFFY!)

What's NOT TO LOVE?

BLACK CATS ARE AWESOME!

ADOPT ONE TODAY!

(BUT GET YOUR OWN.  CLIFTON IS TAKEN.)