PLOT
To Greg Heffley,middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. It's a place rigged with hundreds of social land mines such as morons, wedgies, swirlies, bullies, lunchtime banishment
to the cafeteria floor and the cheese touch. To survive the never-ending ordeal and attain the recognition and status he feels he so richly deserves Greg devises an endless series of can't-miss schemes all of which, of course, go awry. And he's getting it all down on paper via a diary - "it's NOT a diary it's a journal!" Greg insists, preferring the less-sissyfied designation filled with his opinions, thoughts, tales of family trials and tribulations, and (would-be) schoolyard triumphs. "One day when I'm famous," writes Greg.