Dear Speaker, I Loathe You. Sincerely, Your Event Planner

Published on Nov 18, 2015

My first Haiku Deck for a post on Event Manager Blog - Read the post here http://www.eventmanagerblog.com/annoying-speakers-conferences | by @tojulius of @EventMB

PRESENTATION OUTLINE

DEAR SPEAKER, I LOATHE YOU

SINCERELY, YOUR EVENT PLANNER
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WE USED TO BE FRIENDS

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NOT ANYMORE

WHY?

ARE YOU ASKING WHY?

SERIOUSLY...
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WHERE DO I START?

IT'S ABOUT THEM

YOUR TIME IS NOT ABOUT YOU
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ARE NOT FUNNY

YOUR JOKES, OFTEN TIMES,
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THIS IS NOT COOL

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THIS IS ALSO NOT COOL

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WHAT ABOUT...

SHOWING UP LATE?

OR LAST MINUTE REQUESTS?

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OR NO SLIDES BACKUP?

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WHAT ABOUT...

NOT HELPING ON SOCIAL?

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NOT SHARING THE SLIDES

WITH ATTENDEES?
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NOT COOL, MY FRIEND!

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PLEASE, DON'T...

ESCAPE THE ROOM

NOBODY IS CHASING YOU!

DON'T ACT LIKE...

BE MORE...

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BY THE WAY...

SO STICK TO IT!

YOUR TIME SLOT IS NOT A SUGGESTION

OH, ONE MORE THING

A CONFERENCE IS NOT A PARADE...

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SO PLEASE LOSE THE...

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FRIENDS AGAIN :-)

BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE
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AND MAKE THEM HAPPY!

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DEAL?