HOPSCOTCH, CAKEPOPS, TINY HOUSES, VINTAGE BLOUSES, THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

I BREATHE IN AN ATMOSPHERE OF SORROW. I CRY, BUT ONLY BITTER LAUGHTER EMERGES.

I WEAR BUSINESS SUITS WITH SHOULDER PADS AND SENSIBLE SHOES.

MY MOOD IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MIFFED AND MURDEROUS

I LOSE WHOLE DAYS WATCHING LIGHT TAKE SHAPE ON A DUSTY FLOOR.

I own numbchucks and am not afraid to use them.