some of you might be thinking "really? a presentation over your boyfriend? how basic." but it isn't what you think. This is a presentation about all of Augie's quirks and hobbies that make him the perfect candidate for his own reality tv show.

In the 2 and half years that we have been dating, he has worked at a fertilizing company, an aluminum plant, back at the fertilizing company, 2 lineman jobs, and now he is back into agriculture doing land-grading. Maybe one day he will figure out what he wants to be.

On a typical day with augie you will hear him say things like:

"I het that up" or "Crap Far". Sometimes I have to stop and wait a second to figure out which word he really meant to say.

One time at Olive Garden he asked me if I wanted extra "croissants" in the salad......

He also refers to kimonos as "kamodes"

The most recent story I have for this is when he asked me to pick him up a "Steak Casedia"......

He also is a firm believer in the spelling of "interdusing" and "tickaliss"

One day he told me he looked like a "piled walnut" and it took me 3 days to figure out he meant peeled. He also told me that I was "PHYSCO".

Also, every text is always just one sentence, no matter how long.

Every few months he goes through this phase where he wants to cut his hair off really short, but it looks awful every. single. time. He will also go through stages where he wants it as long as Rapunzel's. There is no in between.

No matter what food I buy for breakfast, lunch, or dinner he mysteriously "accidentally" grabs it from the fridge. It also never fails that when I go on a diet, he becomes insanely obsessed with sweets.

I want you to think of the most southern , country accent you can think of... Augie's is worse. He puts 5 syllables in words that should be about 2. A perfect example of this is my name.

It doesn't matter where the concert is, or who I ask him to go see, he agrees. He even agreed to go see Taylor Swift with me at 1 in the morning the day OF the concert, and to drive back that night.

If it isn't Snapchat or Facebook videos, he isn't interested. It took 9 months for me to convince him to get a Facebook, and now all he uses it for is to watch videos at inappropriate times. He will probably never get a twitter or an Instagram, but I'm not giving up.

When he is buying things like a pack of gum, body wash, or clothes he constantly says "i hate spending money".... but I have also come home to a jet boat, a bright red bug, and a brand new truck sitting in the driveway during the past 2 and a half years. Something isn't adding up.

He had never watched netflix until we started dating, but now he is an addict. We have successfully watched One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy, OITNB, Prison Break. We are currently watching The Office and I'm sure he is already on the hunt for another one.

I will probably never in my life master the art of cooking, but I do sometimes attempt. The first time I tried to cook for Augie I made hamburger helper.... gourmet, I know. All was well until I realized I forgot one important step.

Whether it is pressing play on a remote, figuring out how to record something on a DVR, or messing with his iPhone I can promise he will have a fit. He was trying to update his phone one night and ended up completely crashing it to where it wouldn't turn on, and he had to go get a brand new one.

One night I was leaving his house and he stepped on my toe and broke not only my toe, but my entire brand new pedicure.

a dab, some duck lips, a little twerking, or belting out the lyrics to despacito... you name it, he will do it.

most people who know him would never believe how high maintenance he really is. He spends 15 minutes (not kidding) in the bathroom just simply preparing for a shower. He will ask me 4 million times if he "looks okay" before he leaves the house, and this isn't counting the times he asks me if his grey shorts match his grey new balance shoes well enough. He also has a mini hairbrush he carries around in his pocket at all times.

one time he told me that "my nose was really big for my face.... but it was unique." he also randomly says "get over here you big lug" way too many times for comfort. Every single time I tell him that I'm about to take a shower he responds with "It's about time. I can smell you from here" no matter where exactly he is.

if you look through my phone there are approx. 2,000 Augie selfies in my camera roll. They range anywhere from his own masterpieces he has drawn on snapchat, to him using every filter offered that day, or to him just smiling saying "my teeth r on fleek huh." No matter the category they are never dull.

It doesn't matter where we are or who we see, you can bet your bottom dollar he is going to strike up a conversation. He talks to Walmart greeters for 15 minutes before we can even get the one item we need. He will also attract the most random, obnoxious people and we will be stuck with their presence for the rest of the event.

Although he has a list of quirks 10 miles long, he is the absolute coolest person I know. He helps me study for tests until late into the night, he drives me to taco bell no matter how tired he is, and he has had to watch me have way too many mental breakdowns. He is the weirdest, nicest, selfless human in the whole entire world.