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BATMAN VISITED MY HOUSE

CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE ABDUCTED ME

DAIRY COWS WITH LASER BEAMS ATTACKED ME ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE

EVERYBODY CAME TO MY PARTY INSTEAD, HAHA

FLOOD WATERS ALMOST DROWNED ME

GIGANTIC ENTS (TREE PEOPLE) TOOK ME ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY TO THE SHIRE

HAMBURGER VAN ROLLED UP TO MY HOUSE AND I WAS TOO BUSY EATING

I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH DARTH VADER

JOSHUA BROUGHT A MONOPOLY GAME BOARD AND WE PLAYED AWHILE

KING GEORGE CAME FROM THE PAST DEMANDING I PAY HIM TAXES

LEPRECHAUNS ATTACKED ME ASKING WHERE THEIR POT OF GOLD WAS

MONKEYS TRIED TO RIP MY HAIR OUT, DEMANDING BANANAS

NARNIA APPEARED IN MY DRESSER

OMINOUS NOISES CAME FROM MY BELLY, SO I DECIDED TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY

PHANTOMS APPEARED WITH A TOLLBOOTH AND DEMANDED I PAY A FINE

QUANTUM PHYSICS APPEARED ON TV AND I BECAME MESMERIZED

RICK CAME TO MY HOUSE AND PLAYED VIDEO GAMES WITH ME ALL DAY

SAMURAI JACK CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TAUGHT ME HOW TO CUT SUSHI

THE DAM BROKE IN MY TOWN AND THERE WAS A FLOOD

UNDERPANTS CAME ALIVE AND VOWED REVENGE ON MET

VICIOUS DOGS TRAPPED ME IN A RESTAURANT

WHY NOT?

XYLOPHONE PLAYERS SAID I SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM FOR 3 HOURS

Y DO YOU YOU NEED A REASON?

ZOMBIES WERE EATING MY PLANTS