"I've got four words for you that will make you feel better: Here comes the monkey!"-John Oliver http://rol.st/1OVK4KZ This is John Oliver's sarcastic protest against standardized testing.
"The only test they have no hand in is the HPV test you might take in college."- John Oliver http://rol.st/1OVK4KZ John Oliver exaggeration's that Pearson Education monopolizes everything.
"Looking at her son's messy room, Mom says,"Wow, you could win an award for cleanliness!" http://bit.ly/1EUJM0l His mom is saying something contrary to the truth.