They're gonna love this!
How may times have your team gotten a brief. Done a shit load of work in a short amount of time. You were so excited to show it to the stakeholder. “They’re gonna love how much work I put into this!” “They’ll Love this as much as me!” and then had them: Make a series of recommendations and churn because they say it’s not really what they want. But you know it because “they love to tear things apart” and because “They’re not designers, they don’t get it.”