BECAUSE A NON-THIRSTY HORSE COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR WATER

WTFF!?

240 - 10,000 TIMES AS MUCH AS TAP WATER

...BOTTLES CONSUMED IN THE US P/YEAR

OF ALL BOTTLES ARE RECYCLED

you lookin' at?

EVERY DAY FROM WATER-RELATED DISEASES

BARRELS OF CRUDE OIL REQUIRED FOR BOTTLE PRODUCTION

That's enough to fuel a million cars

TAP WATER IS THE

...BECAUSE IT'S STILL

YES... YES...

...because heaven forbid the waiter thinks I'm poor.

Introducing...

...AND LOCATION BASED?

just in case somebody needs 27 half-drunk bottles of water